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with a clever brain-shaped maze made of pipes and valves, finished with bold “DRAIN SURGEON” lettering beneath. The print reads like a blueprint for problem-solving — a tongue-in-cheek nod to plumbers, drain techs, and anyone who loves mechanical humor. Soft, lightweight cotton and a clean classic fit keep the vibe casual and wearable. 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