I Don't Know Too Many Monkeys T-Shirt
Navy / S
$28.99
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$28.99
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A clean, soft cotton tee that carries a sharp, dry-wit slogan across the chest — a quiet statement piece for people who prefer clever humor over loud logos. The lightweight Gildan Softstyle fabric drapes easily and breathes all day, making it comfortable at home, out running errands, or layered under a jacket. The narrow, centered text reads like an inside joke shared between friends, so it fits naturally into casual weekends, coffee shop hangs, and low-key social gatherings. Thoughtful construction details — tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label — keep the shirt looking neat and feeling comfortable wear after wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification add a subtle reassurance for conscious shoppers.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- OEKO-TEX certified and EU warranty (2 years); ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I Don't Know Too Many Monkeys T-Shirt
$28.99
Sale price
$28.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- OEKO-TEX certified and EU warranty (2 years); ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors